I NEED YOU GUYS TO HELP ME!

My brother is in a folk band called "The Points North" and he is really depressed, so to make him feel better I need someone on newgrounds(Not my account. lol) to mention they know of his band and they like them.

I need you guys to start talking about folk metal, and then from there slowly talk a little bit about nonmetal folk genres + bands.

Then i'll mention that my brother is the drummer for the band "The Points North" and one of you(Preferably with a higher level + post count, so it looks even more legit) will reply saying you found them on myspace weeks ago and you love there tunes.

Hes seriously depressed and I think this could REALLY help him out of his depression.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME HELL I BEG OF YOU!!!

JUST GOT BACK FROM PAGANFEST.

Three words: Fucking Epic Shit!!!

Swashbuckle, Black Guard, Moonsorrow, Primordial and Korpiklaani were ALL amazing.

The stage setups(Banners, props, etc.) were all great, mosh pits were awesome, two awesome walls of death, all the bands were dressed up to a theme(Swashbuckle = Pirates, Black Guard = Celts, Moonsorrow = Vikings, Primordial = Zombies and Korpiklaani = Cowboys + Indians.)

It was amazing and was MAD fun.

Whether you are going to mosh, going to drink, going to rock your face off to folk metal or are going to pick up girls you WILL have a fucking epic time, I know I did.

I also pissed off and schooled a poseur big time and got the phone number + Facebook of a mega hot and truly metal chick.

Sure, it was a MAJOR disappointment that Eluveite dropped off the tour and that Korpiklaani didn't play Native Land, but other than those two things the entire show was EPIC.

I HIGHLY recommend paying 25 - 40 bucks to see this show, you will NOT regret it.

--------------------------------------
------

Also I got this card at the end of the show of a upcoming North America tour in the summer, list of bands as follows:

Necrophagist
Suffocation
Ensiferum
Darkest Hour
Winds of Plague
Dying Fetus
Born of Osiris
Origin
Beneath The Massacure
Mantic Ritual
After the burial
Decrepit Birth
Black Guard

While some of those bands are shit, i'll be willing to go for the gems that will be playing on this tour.

--------------------------------------
-

Also a quick list of all the games with medals as of now, the games that are bolded are the games that I do NOT have all the medals in.

The games that are not bolded I have achieved all the medals in.

In Utero

Epic Battle Fantasy

Pink Knight

A Bad Taste of Pico

Escape Pico's School

Darnell's Recount

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Barbarian Bob [Remake]

Red Moon

Bunny Invasion: Easter

Tiananmen Square

super sweatshop mastar

Deliver That Fulp

Fear Unlimited Issue2

Thing-Thing Arena 3

Portal Defenders

Newgrounds Pass 3

Madness Regent

Stickya Adventurya

Pico Blast

Castle Crashing the Beard

Alkie Kong 2

Pico's School

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Maybe.

Inspired by this blog.

Only instead of me reviewing you, you review me. :P

"Anyway, while your hear I guess I'll say what I think about you.

Always there when I need a review, always there when I need a post, always there when I need help with something, and you know I'm there for you if you ever need any of those things too.

There are times where we will send 50 PM's back and forth between each other just about random things. Your a really good person to talk to and just a fun persona all around.

We've had our arguments, but who hasn't?" - Corky52 in that blog.

"If I could think of anyone online I'd dodge a bullet for, it'd be this guy. - Knights.

Seriously thought, you kick ass, man." - Knightsofthecircle

"i think you're as cute as a button" - AjStyles

Now I will copy + paste all messages people post about me in this blog, and the person with the best quote(That is relatively short" I will put in my banner(or my sig, depending on which I prefer) in quotes attached to your username!

GO!

Fucking epic concert.

Totally worth $22.00.

It was fucking amazing, that's all I can say really.

Just pure epic awesomeness.

See also: Newgrounds Medals - Games and Tips as well as the NG top medal point users list.

Now first things first, for those who don't have any idea what i'm talking about... Newgrounds implemented a medal system with SOME games, some of which include:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
484931
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
399956
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
485863
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
486905
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
469482
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
489339
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
489372

As well as many more that, as of now when this thread is being made, have yet to be given medals.

Now that that is out of the way for the idiots and/or noobs we can get to the point of the thread.

This is the Official Medal Hunters thread!

What do we do, you might ask. Well the answer is simple, we search out and hunt down users with large amounts of medal points as well as new submissions with medals!

That's right, if you are or know of any user(s) with ***1,800+ points you/he/she may prove to be a potential user with a high amount of medals and may be in the top 50 users with the most medals!

This is how it works, post links to all accounts you know that have ***1,800+ medal points so that they can be added to Hybrid-Of-Souls list of potential users for the top fifty users(Maybe one day top 100, or top 200, etc.) with the most medal points.

Also whenever you find a new flash game with medals THAT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN POSTED IN THE THREAD, link it here in a similar fashion to what I did earlier. (Check this for help on that matter of linking flash.)

RULES, GUIDELINES AND CONDITIONS THAT YOU MUST READ:

1.) Basic BBS rules apply here.
2.) If you post a ton of users and only one or two of them have already been mentioned it's ok.
3.) If you post only one or two users and they are already on the list you will be let off with a warning.
4.) If you keep doing the ^above^ over and over again we will request a mod to delete your posts in this thread.
5.) Once this thread is 3 pages long I(Or if i'm banned, on hiatus, etc. whoever I tell to) shall post an update post(Bump) listing all the new users added to the list as well as all new games with medals(If their are any). From their on every 3 or so pages we will post a list of all the users discovered that aren't in the first post following this one and every new game that also isn't in this list.
6.) Once this thread is 3+ pages long you must check two lists of users and flash games before posting, you must confirm those users and submissions aren't listed in my following reply post posted after this and aren't listed in the LATEST page interval of three in my(or whomever) update post.
7.) The first post following this OP post will be mine, it will be the first of the two lists(Two lists after 3+ pages) of users with enough points.
8.) Discussion of the medals, tips and the like of games with medals belong here although if you have a question then it might be better to look here before posting there, otherwise they will get pissed at you.
9.) The list of the top users themselves will be in the this thread, although Zerok is 99% sure that they are going to add a medal point ranking system.
10.) Any MENTION of secret medals inANY WAY will be deleted ASAP, as well as any post replying to it.
11.) You may ask what the point of the medal list thread is if the only real thing that gets posted there is the weekly updated list. The answer: It is much more of a lounge for users with ***1,800+ medal points, so if you are a user who gets a lot of medals then you get the privilege of posting there, even more so since the Wi/Ht? Level Up! Lounge will not count medals as achievements unless it is an interval of 1,000 points.
12.) Even though the list thread is more of a lounge for users with a ton of medal points, it is a similar case in this thread. If you have helped find and post links to a ton of unknown users with plenty of medal points and new flash games with medals then you may feel free to engage in casual conversation in this thread, just don't get too off topic.
13.) ???
14.) PROFIT!!!

(*** = Over time the number of points needed to be on the potential list of users WILL probably increase, so be weary of this if you intend on posting say 6+ months from now.)

LIST OF USERS THAT WE ALREADY KNOW OF THAT HAVE 1,800+ POINTS IN NO ORDER:

Wylo
SevasTra
LegolaSS
TANKMANNG
flappablebag
wismty
jmalouin7
urrad
Corky52
Gooch
Varien
AmanPyroman
Tantalis329
AniMetal
Alex12345269
FurryFox
Zerok
Arthuria99
Sir-Nuts
Another-User
Auz
lilhunter03
kdemok
Vrans-the-Blighted
Chivey
simon
MattTheParanoidKat
Myst
Kamikazetomato
WhatwasIthinkin
Black-Ops
ZyklonB
Gagsy
Lambinvoker
Phil
Ray80
Hybrid-Of-Souls
Flaxo
Megatrizzle
The777Demon
WilhelmTheVampire
Metal-Therapy
RaulKill
richler
Ismael92
Atgod88
Ninjuku
q13qew
the-dz
emptywindow
chase1336
Hacsev
Pokemonpoeguygcn
mwmike
aldlv
Kwing
reverend
ugolegend94
life
KingExodus
JJgamer93
Caraboo
denverbroncos59

Parts of this thread are still under construction.

It was really well done in my opinion, perfect.

In fact the only thing I would've done differently would be make those alts doing all the posting in general also post a ton in the politics forum, that in my opinion, would've been pure fucking win.

10/10, way better than all other jokes made by every other site I checked yesterday.

Also, the reactions of some people "LOL TOO FAR" were priceless and are keeping me laughing.

Also this game is awesome.

I love how like no one in the medal threads or in the reviews of that flash realize this is a replica more or less of one of the mini games in the Alien Hominid Video game, only a lot easier.

I love this site.

"Posting referral links. -BBM"

I don't even know what hes talking about when he wrote this for my message, whatever.

See you guys in four days.

I've been exhausted, tired, hungry, cold, depressed, stressed out, bored out of mind and generally pissed off these past few months with everything.

Cheer me up.

WHERE:
Ground Zero, the epicenter of the disaster!

WHO CAN COME:
Everyone who did not believe that they would set up us the bomb as well as everyone else who survived.

SPECIFICALLY WHO IS COMING:
Some of the people who will be there:

Wade may or may not be able to make it depending on how accessible his insect army is and on how good his skills with a knife truly are.

Fox is coming and hes bringing the chips, so be sure to not double dip as to not hurt his feelings.

This fagotwill be there if he isn't to busy fucking his bitchs.

JadeTheAssassin will NOT be there due to the fact she will be getting violently raped by a rather horny plasmoid.

WHY:
To take a headcount of the survivors.

HOW:
Whatever means necessary, the means of transportation may be anything from a car to walking to riding a mutant elephant!

WHAT:
Exactly.

WHEN:
How does the second to last Saturday in December sound to everyone?

TIME:
I think around midnight should work, cause we all know that zombies do not lurk at night and that vampires are actually out at day as well, so it won't make a difference.

See you there Newgrounds, and remember to prepare your survival plan by heading over to the Zombie Crewwhile it still remains and keep playing those Violent Video Games!

Also, be sure to you duck and cover and that if you are near any source of water, BEWARE THE DOLPHINS!

Surrender your soul, Surrender your pride, Please enter my dream, Find your natural high, You've got nothing to fear, Cause your rebirth is NEAR!!!!

--------------------------------------
--

Any other ideas for funny jokes greatly appreciated, I need a ton of more users I can make fun of.